Snow

So we've had snow.

Snowy snowy snow.

Fluffy, white snow.

THE NATION HAS STOPPED! THERE'S TALK OF A FAMINE! SOMEBODY, SOMEWHERE IS GOING TO PUT ON A BENEFIT SHOW FOR US! WORLD LEADERS ARE MEETING TO DISCUSS THIS.

It's fucking snow, for the love of God!

But yet it's being spoken about in hushed tones, like the coming of the apocalypse. All this talk of the poor chap driving home from work who crashed and died, well I'm sorry but this berk was driving 60 M.P.H. on hazardous, icy roads. He had it coming.

HERE'S TO SNOW AID! I HEAR THE BOOMTOWN RATS ARE PLAYING!